did you know john mcaine speaks russian?

"youth is wasted on the young" - George Bernard Shaw
thats ri-dik-oh-lass.
foolish man, you clearly do not know what you are talking about.

+ Today i thought in depth about the financial crisis in Persia, as i believed the worlds floorboard would be lacking without rugs. And then Jordie told me persia did not exist.
and i was crushed.
its iran.
so cheated!

you cannibal you meat eater you see

So this week i have:
- bought a new dress
- teased my hair
- bought a lamp
- made a card
- watched inglorious basterds
- been late to class at least 3 times
- lost my school hat
- found a delicious new drink
- discovered i was allergic to soy sauce
- not thought about work experience
- glimpsed bones on icy tower
- got money
- became broke ( succesively)
- danced ... :S
- gotten back into omegle
- found a friend on omegle who insists if we were to be friends i would delivier fresh coconuts to his door daily
- feared a chemical spray in science
- procrastinated
- missed the bus. twice.
Its great,
only 2 weeks to go...


oh no...

aww sheeet.
as the day wears on i remember more and more about what I did last night...
it probably wasnt good.


daa fooourrr

Because only we can get away with
poo change
walking on spencer st.. alone..
taking shortcuts
asking the jap man for help
adoring the tiny tiny cat
dying of incense inhalation..
and standing in a circle for a timed embrace whilist chanting our.. song?



come out of the cave walking on your hands

hey little lady
as I was reclining lazily in science the other day i was talking about blogs;
and the interesting discussion came to light about the aims and purposes of blogging.
and it made me agree to a sense,
because the purpose of my blog ( thats a lie, it has no purpose. i just had a long day indoors and a period of deeply shameful creative energy, probs premenstrual)
was not to be a different me;
was not to be a journal;
was not to be a place where i could release
because that can be dangerous, and that can be abused so easily, and thats frightening.
Becuase, as it was put, I would never want to reach a stage where I used my blog to hide behind.
Its a literal way to share things, and thats refreshing, and i have an appreciation for that.
What ends up on here I will share you, anytime, anywhere, anyone.
Goodnight chillren'

the things you can learn from childrens poets,

the truth makes everything seem like a lie
this is unfortunate, this is sad
but sometimes it seems,
like things might be bad.
Dr Seuss
on his deathbed, September 1991


we fall hard

I can almost confidently say that of the 23 girls in this class, about 20 are playing Icy Towers. The three that aren't have probably minimized their screens.


For all the times..

Third term.
.. enjoyed a good hat
... had a shtolen canooo

..gave greasys?

... saw a ranga

... gave piggybacks

... enjoyed wallie

... collapsed. too many.

.. hid from mel and her dodgeball team

... had wands..loved a bit of miley


..had to sprint from the shower

..looked totally amazing

... sorted washing

..made sophie fat.


...filmed a netrogeuna ad
...caused some havoc.

..cleaned some toilets. (L)

..sat on mt stirling

..enjoyed a good day.

..was a midget

.. did some hiding.
for the times we had.

doin' a bradbury

This is steven Bradbury. He competed in 1992, 1994, 1998, and 2002 winter olympics. He was a speed skater. AND A LEGEND! He is, the definition, of default. AND THE CUTEST PERSON EVER! There is a story to bradbury, one that will forever characterize Australia and bring us a common saying; " doin' a bradbury". And it started back in 1994.. (harp)..when he was impaled on a rivals skate and his leg was gashed open, with doctors telling him he was unfit to skate. He ignored this, and went on to train and compete in the 1998 and 2002 olympics, with yet another injury, a collision with a barrier when training meant he broke his neck. AND STEVO CAME BACK! yes he did, for the 2002 olympics. And this was a moment in History, "I had competed in 3 olympics, but felt i hadnt done my best, and this was the olympics i was going to prove I could be the best". He did stunningly well in the quarter and qualifying finals, but as he was placed in the finals, he had extreme doubts to his talent and believed he would not win. He came last for the entiety of his finals, and began to slow in the last lap, seeing his opponents far ahead of him. As he rounded the last corner of the track, THE CHINESE SKATER WENT DOWN, ALSO BRINGING DOWN THE OTHER 3 COMPETITORS. Shocked, Bradbury skated to the finish, and won olympic gold.